MarryYourPet.com came online back in 2003. With the divorce rates what they are (and Pet Rescue Barbie being among them), it might not seem like a bad idea. Let me examine my dog, DaVinci and what he gives me:
- Displays of affection without my asking.
- Always happy to see me.
- If I yell at him, he goes to the other room because he knows he is wrong, then will come apologize as soon as I get up to walk anywhere.
- Will wipe my tears anytime I cry.
- Brings me flowers (ok, so really it is all dead grass now, but it's the thought that counts).
- Does not scold me when I bring home another dog, and in fact, goes out of his way even more for my affection.
- Always treats my friends and guests with great friendliness and rarely makes a scene in public.
- Has the same taste in shoes that I do.
Well, even though there are lots of positives for just having a dog, I can't seem to give up hope of actually marrying a human male one day. Maybe Vinnie can give them a few pointers.
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